Whoopsie!

My kids were bought a small pot each of “Whoopee Putty” by their Nana – a very simple thing which has given them the giggles. Thanks muchly Mother!

If only my children knew I once had a whoopee cushion… And that I played a trick on my father in law. Yes… You read that right, father in law.

Extremely brave, I know.

Their living room was full of siblings, aunts, cousins but not the father. So… We waited until the perfect moment, for his father to return and just before he sat down, the whoopee cushion was then discreetly positioned.

Phhhwwwwaaarrrrttttt!

He shot back up again in shock!

And oh my days…

The rest of us were howling with laughter and crying from the pains of laughing….

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One of my favourite memories indeed. ❤️

Laughter, is the best medicine….

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Sign Language.

I simply could not resist! I had been wanting and trying for quite some time whilst passing through, to take a photo of this particular sign, to add to my collection.

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I finally managed it only for my daughter to look at me and exclaim, “Mummmmmmy!”

I was like “Whaaat?!” 😛

She once thought it meant cigarette butts but I dutifully taught her that it also meant… Bums.

The look on her face was priceless. I very much prefer the humorous interpretation of what is a double meaning, wouldn’t you? 😉

Next?!

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Priceless…

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“A kind heart: $0.00

A Smile: $0.00

Laughing with friends: $0.00

Time alone: $0.00

The benefit to those around you: WORTH A FORTUNE.”

The best things in life are free and does wonders.

Priceless indeed…

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

You’re Not Alone!

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When I first saw this, I just had to laugh for it reminded me of all the times I would text my hearing friends in the very early hours of the morning, saying “Wakey, Wakey! 😛 :-P”

Or text them numerous times just to make their phones vibrate / beep more than it should.

The smile in my heart is a mischievous one 😛

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Simple Sign Language

“Alfred stuck to simple sign language when anyone mentioned his birthday!”

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I saw this card whilst I was browsing for a suitable birthday card, for a relative of mine and I just had to take a photo of it. 🙂

Less is more.

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Dear Virus,

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Dear Virus,

You may try and kick my ass just because I am not permitting you to have your way with me – you after all, turned up uninvited!

Be strong, and bring it on!

Yours.

Fellow ass kicker.

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

The Coca-Cola Salesman.

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This was my giggle of the day…

“A disappointed sales man of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Saudi’s?”

The sales man explained, “When i got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhuasted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking Coca-Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And these posters were pasted all over the place.

“Terrific! That should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should have!” said the salesman, “No one told me they read from right to left!”

🙂

~ SJ (Sara Jae)