Tom & Jerry.

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Tom & Jerry.

The kids chose to name our hamsters, Tom & Jerry (I wanted to name them Ant & Dec!) and so, just introducingย them to you.

I had fun making the video. ๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ (Be strong)

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Simple Sign Language

“Alfred stuck to simple sign language when anyone mentioned his birthday!”

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I saw this card whilst I was browsing for a suitable birthday card, for a relative of mine and I just had to take a photo of it. ๐Ÿ™‚

Less is more.

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Each & Every Day.

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Make it count.

Whilst it is Mother’s Day, I actually cherish each and every day, and those in my life. As one should.

I feel extremely humbled almost every waking minute, having been given an exceptional second chance to be a daughter, sister, niece as well as a mother. Also, a friend.

Quite simply, I am grateful for the opportunities to be able to annoy you all once more, with my antics! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ (Patience is a virtue?!)

I am truly honoured and privileged to be graced with the pleasure of your company. More than you realise.

As always, it is with heartfelt thanks to the NHS, their expertise and patience that you too get to share the memories made, being made and those yet to be made.

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

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Dear Virus,

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Dear Virus,

You may try and kick my ass just because I am not permitting you to have your way with me – you after all, turned up uninvited!

Be strong, and bring it on!

Yours.

Fellow ass kicker.

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

The Coca-Cola Salesman.

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This was my giggle of the day…

“A disappointed sales man of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Saudi’s?”

The sales man explained, “When i got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhuasted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking Coca-Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And these posters were pasted all over the place.

“Terrific! That should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should have!” said the salesman, “No one told me they read from right to left!”

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~ SJ (Sara Jae)

 

Bargain Hunt

Watching ‘Bargain Hunt’ today, I momentarily wished they corrected or at least edited out a mistake one of their bargain hunters had made before airing it.

She had said, “Palestine in Jerusalem”..

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Erm…

Jerusalem is in, Palestine.

Really.

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

 

Nice To Meet You…

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My daughter once came home from school and said to me, “Mummy, I’m hungry…”

I looked at her and I replied, “Nice to meet you, I’m Mummy.”

She smiled, ever so sweetly.

The very next day, she, once again after returningย home from school, said to me with a little smile in her eyes, “Mummy… my tummy feels hungry!”

My heart was rendered speechless and it was my turn to smile, ever so sweetly.

How I love her humour and wit – Hasnt’t she been taught rather well? ๐Ÿ˜‰

~ SJ (Sara Jae)

Hot Lips.

I was stopped in my tracks earlier by this gorgeous lady, she managed to turn my head and blew me a kiss… I was blown away.

Yet, she is blowing suggestive kisses to all the drivers and walkers going past?! Tut tut…

As they would say, “If you’ve got it – flaunt it.”

๐Ÿ˜‰

~ SJ (Sara Jae)