Could someone call the police for me please?
Thanks very much indeed!
Banana man has a little cut in his neck where the polystyrene balls are slowly seeping out…
“Quick! Recovery position, pressure on his neck and no giggles..” a friend exclaimed!
Another passerby stopped to stare at it, with her kids in tow who came running up to her to see what the matter was and she put her hands up in order to stop and protect them, shouting “Don’t touch it, don’t touch it!”
The poor thing….
Bananaman has since died a happy man and gone towards the light.
“Life has sadly, knocked the stuffing out of him.“
Rest in peace.
~ SJ (Sara Jae)