I went for one of my usual long walks along the River Thames one day, spotted this van and relatively posted this photo on Facebook, the puns that ensued was inevitable;
If you feel like a fish out of water, then the fish medic is the thing for you.
If you cannot afford an ambulance, just call Fish Medic – that’s economy!
It’s actually a clambulance!
I’d like a wormy, fungus infected, flea bitten salmon to jump right in there…
Plenty more fish in the sea.
How do they call for their own medic?
Via the Net.
You can Twitter a VAN? What does it say? “My oil is killing me?”
I was mullet whether it was a load of pollacks. I’ll stop carp-ing about and go back to my plaice.
No need to carp…. Admit it, you’re having a whale of a time by the Thames!
Don’t walk too far along the river or you’ll pull a mussel
It’s fintastic that they have their own doc.
For when you’re feeling green around the gills!!!
Poor old sole.
I’m Whaling with laughter.
Oh for cod’s sake.
Something fishy is going on here.
Without the photo evidence, I would have found the whole thing a bit… fishy!
Carp diem 🙂
Compiled by SJ (Sara Jae)